pole dance – noun
a stage show in which a scantily clad woman dances erotically on a vertically fixed pole
Look, here’s the deal: it’s not a strip club. It’s not a bikini bar, go-go club, or a burlesque club either
It hasn’t always been what it is now, but over the years enough has gone down for it to be known as HOLLYWOOD’S most NOTORIOUS POLE DANCING club
Talk to people, or just look it up on your own if you wanna hear of the rockstars, the hipsters or whatever cool kids who stopped by over the years. You just won’t find it here, it’s not really our style to put peoples antics on blast
What you will find is ten reasons why people love it so much, the rest you’ll have to find out for yourself
1 Jumbo’s Clown Room – family owned and operated in the original location from the very beginning. The BEST place in Hollywood to goof off since 1970 switched to pole dancing in 1982 and has never looked back.
Some say it’s like Suicide Girls meets Cirque Du Soleil – pretty good description but we don’t make comparisons. It’s best to figure it out for yourself
2 No cover – you’re here to have a good time, so forget the cover charge. We’d rather you come in, get yourself a stiff drink and some singles. You’re about to have your eyes full
3 Stiff drinks – always a generous pour, and another reason why it’s not called Stingy’s Clown Room
4 Tipping – it’s appreciated, a buck or two per song is fine
5 Touching – don’t do it
6 Music – it’s mainly 80’s hits and rock music. There’s no skeazy DJ, the dancers just pick what they want to dance to outta the jukebox. Chances are you’ll be into it too
7 Lap dances – they’re available. You ask, we don’t. Just talk to the dancer you want one with and you two can work out the details
8 No nudity – why’s there no nudity? Cause you can get a real drink here, see number 3
9 Little bar – look, it’s not stripper Costco. It’s an intimate atmosphere, everyone hangs out and has fun
10 Alternative – you won’t find cookie-cutter “strippers” here. Most are classically trained dancers with tats / piercings / whip-smarts / silver tongues
That’s it, now come have some fun